Tell me, Captain, why would anyone ever get up in arms about drinking? Can you imagine life in this fever-ridden cesspool of a sea without rum? Neither can I. Yet every once in a while -- and with greater frequency, of late -- some gang of busybodies or other tries to get us all to give up the " demon liquor."
This time it's the so-called "Temperance League of Port Royal." They're not content with marches or protest, either -- they've hired thugs to rouse the rabble. Well, I'm having none of it. They have a man already planted in the tavern, if I don't miss my guess. He's the one going on an on about the dangers of drunken pirates. I'd like you to literally beat him to the punch, as it were, ha ha. In other words, pick a fight before he can.
This is going to be one Hell of a brawl, Captain -- if you have any friends who'd be up for a little scuffle, you should be sure to invite them to the party.
(Group Reccommended Mission)
The Grapes tavern
- Defeat All Enemies
- Your Ally Must Survive
- Defeat the Enemy Leader