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A Cracker For Your Thoughts
Nation: Britain-Crest.png France-Crest.png Spain-Crest.png Pirate-Crest.png
Career: All
Location: Marsh Harbour
Level: This is a level 1 mission. 1 This is a level 1 mission.
NPC: Cap'n Slappy
Rewards: Dubloons icon.png 600 Doubloons
200 Experience
Piratical Parrot
Title: Cracker Fiend

International Talk Like a Pirate Day
A Cracker For Your Thoughts
My Fair Pirate


A Cracker For Your Thoughts

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There be but one remaining thing interfering with our enjoyment of this glorious day, as far as me and mine be concerned. Me pet parrot, Polly Picaroon, isn't really presentable to the world at large. She doesn't speak like a pirate, ye see? I wonder if ye might be convinced to go have some words with her, get her to say something, well, piratey. 'Shiver me timber,' or the like. If ye could do that, well, I'd consider sharing some well earned booty with ye, as thanks. I could even arrange a parrot of yer very own, I'll wager.

Aye, that's a good Pirate. Polly responds well to positive reinforcement, meaning rewards and such. She likes a cracker and a nip of rum, but she can ge down right mule-headed at times and the only thing for it be a good lashing, of the verbal sort, of course. I don't be hitting me parrot, and nor should yef. Ye'll find her in the brig of me ship, safe from all eyes until she be ready to act like a pirate on this most auspicious day!

Mission Notes

Yearly Seasonal Event - Talk like a Pirate Day

Mission Objectives

  • Teach Polly Picaroon to say something
    • Quench her thirst with a nip of Rum
    • Feed her some Crackers
    • Scold her Appropriately